i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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