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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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