If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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