I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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