its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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