Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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