If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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