I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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