This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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