Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize
