White coat. Heels.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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