This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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