Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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