So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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