You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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