This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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