We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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