I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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