Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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