let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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