If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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