he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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