is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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