didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
