And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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