Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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