My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We have started to decorate penises.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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