the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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