doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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