What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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