yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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