On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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