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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS