I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??