Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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