Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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