so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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