i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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