On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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