it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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