Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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