So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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