just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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