someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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