I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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