at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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