Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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