grandma shit on top of the toilet
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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