I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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