guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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