I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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