people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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