My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
that is very illegal...i love you.
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