What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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