The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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