that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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