i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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